WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND
THEN HE JUST
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA
how did they put the sticker in there?
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing
does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?
This broke my heart.
at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon
"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)